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this gif is just how i feel right now
So I realize I disappeared from the face of the earth (except Twitter). I don't really have an excuse rather than school. Like, at all. I HAVE BEEN BEING A LAZY TWITTER-GOING, FANFICTION-READING PERSON FOR TWO WEEKS.
So I return with a meme that looks like fun:
Give me a person or pairing and I will write one sentence (or so) of ten genres for them. The genres are:
(side note: you'd best be sticking with KT, Arashi or DBSK because i will fail at all other characterizations :D)
1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack
4. Future fic
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension)
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Date: 2011-10-03 05:13 am (UTC)Do you do crossovers?
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Date: 2011-10-03 10:42 pm (UTC)And I will do crossovers haha, but no promise at quality ;D
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Date: 2011-10-03 05:46 am (UTC)I want: Shirota Yuu/Kamenashi Kazuya
(Would this pairing be alright?)♥
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Date: 2011-10-04 01:56 am (UTC)You know, I honestly know nothing about Shirota Yuu other than he is Jin's friend, but you know, since it's only a sentence, I think I can manage this ;D (DON'T BE TOO HARD IF I BUTCHER THIS)
1.Angst Yuu looks on at Kame, who meets his eyes with a faint smile before turning back to Jin, and wonders when Kame will start seeing him as more than just a friend of Jins.
2.Au Yuu would like to gallantly defend his Spanish students, flaunt his incredible teaching skills in front of that cocky English teacher, Jin, but he can't deny the obvious truth; his students are kind of stupid. Except maybe that one kid who sits in the front row and doodles ♥Mr.Shirota+Kame♥ in his notebook and turns bright red whenever Yuu congratulates him on his high scores.
3.Crack Kame seriously rethinks his prospects when Yuu shows up on his doorstep sporting a Spanish bullfighter outfit and a red cloth over his crotch.
4.Future fic Kame snuggles further into Yuu's embrace and lets his heart flutter uselessly when Yuu brushes a strand of hair aside and whispers, "Te quiero". It reminds him of when he was young and romantic and head-over-heels for Jin's stupid friend who spoke so many languages it made Kame's head spin.
5.First time The first time Yuu leans into kiss Kame, he is met with that intoxicating smell of fruity soap mixed with a hint of cologne, and he knows he's past that point of no return.
6.Fluff Kame likes the mornings when Yuu's schedule requires him to be up earlier than the ungodly hour of which Kame is supposed to roll out of bed, and his cell phone screen lights up with Yuu's name and a message that puts Kame in a good mood for the rest of the day.
7.Humor It’s hard not to burst into hysterics when Kame watches Yuu try his very best to cook Kame a traditional Spanish meal, setting both the fire alarm and Kame off simultaneously. They end up ordering in.
8.Hurt/comfort Yuu lets Kame bawl into the contours of his neck and wonders how such a delicate man ended up in this business in the first place.
9.Smut Yuu vaguely wonders why they hadn’t tried this sooner as he looks down at Kame taking it like a slut and the discarded flamenco dress somewhere on the floor next to them.
10.UST God, Kame thinks, watching Yuu unconsciously lick his lips. He feels his groin stir as he thinks about what else that tongue could do.
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Date: 2011-10-04 09:12 am (UTC)I can't believe this is my third try. I'm failing Photobucket.HOW I FEEL IS ALL IN THE GIFS. XD
There is some Yuu craze going on. Ask Cora 'coz she's the ring leader of all. lol.
I LOVE THIS! I'm actually wanting a whole story of the AU one! Student Kame and Teacher Yuu sounds so awesome! I want Kame writing Mr. Shirota+Kame in his notebook!!!!!!
♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2011-10-05 06:04 am (UTC)I will ask Cora because I kind of to KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS 8D
dfjdksafkdsja A FULL STORY?!
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Date: 2011-10-05 01:15 pm (UTC)Cora has the full info about Yuu. She was one of the people who influenced me with this pairing. :)))))
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Date: 2011-10-05 02:13 pm (UTC)I'm awesome
notAnd I'm not sorry...
HANDS
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Date: 2011-10-03 06:08 am (UTC)YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY YOU KNOW.
Or if you really don't want to do that, akame plz ♥ /predictable
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Date: 2011-10-04 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-05 12:44 am (UTC)TAKE YOUR JAEMIN. TAKE IT.
1. Angst Jaejoong wakes with a start and takes in his surroundings, realizing with that familiar sinking feeling that he's still in his bedroom, in his own bed, and Changmin isn't there and hasn't been for a while. (I CALL RUN-ON)
2. Au Lord Voldemin leans back, eyes scanning fervently over his kneeling subjects and landing on that feminine boy near the back with the striking brown eyes and cropped black hair. He licks his lips.
3. Crack Jaejoong clears his throat and reaches with one delicate finger to tap on Changmin's shoulder. Changmin turns away from the fridge, looks at Jaejoong's attire, or lack thereof, and holds up a finger, "One second Jae, I'm hungry."
4. Future fic Years had past and with it, memories upon memories. After everything had been said and done though, Jaejoong glances over at the maknae lying beside him, he's glad it led him to this moment.
5. First time The first time Jaejoong kisses Changmin, in the bathroom of their dorm, he doesn't feel the slightest bit corny saying that he's never felt anything so electrifying.
6. Fluff It's these moments, when they're together watching some stupid car movie and just forgetting the world racing all around them that Jaejoong feels at peace, like maybe everything happens for a reason.
7. Humor Changmin smooths out his face, biting the inside of his cheek hastily before even the barest hint of a smile can force its way onto his features. It's so goddamn hard to take Jaejoong seriously when he's wearing that lion outfit.
8. Hurt/comfort Changmin catches the small boy barreling towards him and doesn't move when he punches at his chest repeatedly, tears flowing in endless streams down his flushed cheeks. "I hate you. I hate you." Changmin smooths down his hair, kisses his cheek. "I know, I'm sorry."
9. Smut It's only when Jaejoong is underneath him, moaning shamelessly as he bucks his hips up in a somewhat involuntary motion that Changmin thinks that he will always, always take Jaejoong seriously.
10. UST Changmin watches Jaejoong storm away, throwing one of those tantrums that Changmin is no longer phased by, and wonders how those hips could move in a much different scenario.
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Date: 2011-10-05 03:45 pm (UTC)ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T SHIP JAEMIN (♥)LORD VOLDEMIN. He's glad it led him to this moment ♥ the first time omggg and the fluff make me feel happy inside <3. and the smut is really hot and I think the UST is my favorite ♥♥♥ tantrum ==> hips is so brilliant
:D
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Date: 2011-10-03 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-05 01:48 am (UTC)1. Angst Something tugs at Changmin's heartstrings when he watches the way the others dote on Junno, laughing at his stupid jokes and ruffling his unruly hair. "He's not me," Changmin thinks bitterly, "he's not fucking me."
2. Au Changmin runs his hand over the life-like doll, identical in every aspect of his phsyical features, and feels the machine lift its chest up and down. But when he puts his hand down on the place where his heart should be, there is no heartbeat, nothing but the cold synthetic skin. "I'll name you Taguchi," he whispers fondly.
3. Crack "Iriguchi deguchi Taguchi desu!" Junno completes this with a little hair flick and a peace sign. Changmin stares at him for a moment, blinks once, twice. "The fuck?"
4. Future fic Even years after their respective bands have stopped topping the charts and began appearing on those show that discuss how their music led the way into the modern pop era, Changmin still looks at his twin and wonders about how ironic fate could be.
5. First time The first time Junno lays eyes on Changmin, takes in his hair and his face and his everything, he feels like he's seeing double. It kind of turns him on.
6. Fluff Changmin runs a finger down the length of Junno's jaw, shushes him with a finger over his mouth when he opens it with a smile, undoubtedly about to ruin the moment. He places an open mouth kiss on the spot just below his lips and thinks with a certain fondness that this boy, with his lame gigs and huge grins, had somehow wormed his way into his heart.
7. Humor Changmin is always surprised at how Junno repeatedly shocks him into silence with his sheer stupidity. He thinks though, this might take the cake when Junno steps into his house, the mirror image of Changmin, clothes and all and twirls a little. "Wanna go scare the neighbors?"
8. Hurt/comfort Junno has always been the sensitive one of them both. They may look identical, but Junno's heart has always been much bigger, much more capable of being hurt. "'A' has always been a useless vowel anyways," he mutters and lets the boy fall into waiting arms.
9. Smut There is something so fucking sexy, Changmin thinks as his hips push downwards in a punctuated thrust, about fucking yourself.
10. UST From the moment he saw him, saw the softer version of himself, Changmin wondered what it would be like to have them both pressed up against the mirror, the trip it would provide to fuck your twin.
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Date: 2011-10-05 02:13 am (UTC)omg meghan this is FABULOUS. lol "the fuck," A is useless ;_;, THE ENTIRE SMUT LINE. i think it's perfect, and being as this is mine, what i say goes. 8D THANK YOU!!!
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Date: 2011-10-05 05:40 am (UTC)I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR THIS AS YOU PIMED IT OUT ;__; I am so very glad I did not butcher this :D
THANKYOU!!!!! 8D
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Date: 2011-10-03 07:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-05 05:14 am (UTC)1. Angst Aiba knows that no matter how many times Nino fucks him, no matter how many times he sweet talks Aiba under the covers, that there will never be room for him in those secretive smiles shared when they think no ones looking.
2. AU He doesn't know how he ended up in the pet store; he's not usually one to be suckered in by the small faces pressed against the window that unconsciously lure the weaker men in. It's not until he steps in, is met face to face with an employee who practically bounces at the sight of him, that he finds there is something more adorable than puppies.
3. Crack Aiba grins sheepishly, kicks at the dirt in front of him with downcast eyes. "Aiba, what the fuck?" Nino growls, flicking some unidentifiable goo out of his hair with barely concealed disgust. "What have I told you again and again and a-fucking-gain?" Aiba looks up through dark lashes, "To leave the experiments for the bedroom?"
4. Future fic When Nino looks back on his life, he sees sparkles, feathers, five insane boys wearing ridiculous costumes, and that one overly zealous boy with the infectious smile.
5. First time The first time they get in a fight, Nino nearly punches a wall in his frustration. It's also the first time Aiba shows up on his doorstep, body wracked with sobs and tells Nino that he loves him more than anybody in the whole wide world.
6. Fluff Aiba was loud and giddy and just this side of obnoxious, but Nino found that with just the right amount of tongue (or gag), Aiba could be nearly angelic.
7. Humor Nino decides some things are better not broached upon when Aiba waves at him enthusiastically down the hall, some sort of purple outfit dangling over his arm. He locks himself in the nearest bathroom.
8. Hurt/comfort It's not unusual for Aiba to cry, Nino knows. But when he's lying in the hospital bed, looking up with those crushed eyes, Nino can see nothing wrong with scooping the man up in his arms and kissing away the pain.
9. Smut "Nin-" Aiba starts but is cut off with a rough, precise thrust and Nino smirks with satisfaction as it dies into a moan.
10. UST Goddamnet, goddamnet, goddamnet. Nino knows he's supposed to be concentrating on throwing the ball at that stupid net, but his eyes keep straying to the boy running in front of him and the delicious way his ass juts out when he throws.
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Date: 2011-10-05 05:22 am (UTC)Ahhhh these are great!! I think 2, 5, and 6 are my favorites :DDDDD
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Date: 2011-10-05 05:25 am (UTC)AREARE YOU SURE I DIDN'T BUTCHER IT. I'VE NEVER WRITTEN AIMIYA AND WELL, DFJDKFDJFDK D:
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Date: 2011-10-05 10:16 am (UTC)IT'S GREAT! I mean, I've not read all that much Aimiya fic but it worked just fine for me~ ♥♥♥♥♥
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Date: 2011-10-03 09:33 am (UTC)or if not, Maru/Kame.
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Date: 2011-10-04 03:53 am (UTC)Ohno/Sho :D
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